Man 1: There are doctoral math classes based solely on his email signature. He doesn't cry during movies because he refuses to be manipulated. If two trains left New York at the same time, one traveling at 65 miles per hour, the other traveling 85 miles per hour, he'd know the precise temperature of the engine block. He is the most interesting engineer in the world.
Man 2: I don't always use outside engineering resources, but when I do, I prefer DMC. Stay competitive, my friends.